You know what? I think that flying a nice big kite, or maybe a hot air balloon would be a great choice. I mean, there’s a whole bunch of reasons not to fly:
Police want more officers at Charlotte airport (Security Director News)
DIA Parking Lots Consider Measures To Stop Bunnies From Attacking Cars (CBS Denver) — I would like you to step back and just admire the beauty of this sentence before you go look at the article.
United Airlines sucks (Boing Boing)
Sources: American, US Airways boards approve merger (Chicago Tribune) — No good can come of this.
Kicked off a United flight for taking pictures of the new first class seats (Boing Boing) — I am failing to understand the logic in this action.
FAA investigating “Harlem Shake” on plane (Boing Boing)
Video: Ukrainian Lawmaker Flouts Law, Berates Airport Employee (Global Voices)
TSA will allow small knives, golf clubs onto airplanes (Boing Boing)
On the TSA Allowing Teeny Tiny Fucking Pocket Knives Back On Planes. (Taking Sense Away)
On the TSA Allowing Teeny Tiny Knives Aboard Planes, Part II. (Taking Sense Away) — Finally. I can carry my Swiss Army Knife Again… eventually.
Video: TSA traumatizes child in wheelchair (Boing Boing)
Other Transportation News
City buses across America now covertly recording passengers’ conversations (Boing Boing) — Arguments for texting each other.