All the news that’s not fit to print

So, this world situation seems to be a little bit more depressing every day. How is that even possible? I’m not exactly an optimist after all and yet the world still manages to disappoint me.

United Nations

Three Portuguese Language States Ignore UN Convention Against Torture (Global Voices)

Afghanistan

An ‘Evolution in Thinking’ in Afghanistan (Global Voices)

Algeria

Naming the Victims of the Algerian Hostage Crisis (Global Voices)

Azerbaijan

Prominent Blogger Detained in Azerbaijan (Global Voices)

Bangladesh

Bangladesh: Missed Call – A Tool For Protest? (Global Voices)

Brazil

Deadly Nightclub Inferno Leaves Brazil in Mourning (The MOderate Voice)

Cicero Guedes, Brazilian Landless Leader is Murdered in Rio (Global Voices)

Brazil: Families Evicted from Pinheirinho Still Without a Proper Home (Global Voices)

Central African Republic

Central African Republic: How Strong Is The Peace Deal? (Global Voices)

Egypt

The Egyptians Want to Overthrow the Regime (Global Voices)

The People Egypt’s Revolution Left Behind (Guest Voice) (The Moderate Voice)

Egypt Protesters Torch Brotherhood Party HQ: AFP (The Moderate Voice)

Germany

Berlin activists create CCTV-smashing street game (Boing Boing)

India

India Sees Push for Police Reform after Rape Outcry (The Moderate Voice)

Italy

Outrage as Berlusconi Praises Mussolini on Holocaust Day (The Moderate Voice)

Mali

U.S. to Provide Aerial Refueling for French Warplanes (Updated) (The Moderate Voice)

French-led Troops in Mali Seize Airport at Islamist Bastion (The Moderate Voice)

U.S. Air Force Transports French Troops to Mali (The Moderate Voice)

Mauritania

Mauritania: Workers March 700km for Justice (Global Voices)

Mauritania: Anger over US Ambassador Statement (Global Voices)

Myanmar

Peace March: ‘Stop Violence in North Myanmar’ (Global Voices)

Mozambique

Mozambique: Citizen mobilization to help flood victims (Global Voices)

Peru

Peru: Violent Anti-Mining Protests in Lambayeque (Global Voices)

Russia

Where Russia’s Honest Ones Go to Die: Dolmatov’s Suicide (Global Voices)

Russian Parliament Confronts Next Threat to Kids: “Homosexual Propaganda” (Global Voices)

Slovakia

Slovak President Butt of Jokes Online Due to Prosecutor General Saga (Global Voices)

Somalia

Twitter suspends account of Somali Islamist militants linked to Al-Qaeda (Boing Boing)

Thailand

Thai Activist Editor Gets 11-Year Jail Term for ‘Insulting’ King (Global Voices)

Tibet

Tibetan teen dies before immolation protest, leaves note for Dalai Lama’s return (Boing Boing)

Turkey

After 15-year Trial in Turkey, Pınar Selek Sentenced for Life (Global Voices)

United Arab Eremites

Blogging for UAE Detainees (Global Voices)

News on the Earth goes round and round

You know what’s harder than keeping track of what’s happening in the world today? Thinking up new and unusual titles for said round up. Pretty soon we’re going to be doing dated “world news roundup” posts, and *then* my muses will be sorry.

Then again, probably not. Muses have no shame.

European Union

E.coli strain gripping Europe is rare and ‘super toxic’ (ontd_political)

Olympics

Iranian women’s national soccer team banned from Olympic qualifying tournament (msnbc)

United Nations

UN report says 3 Strikes copyright termination is illegal (Boing Boing)

Australia

Teenager joins in class action over false arrests (Sydney Morning Herald)

Fair Work Australia rules in favour of $19.40 pay rise for lowest earner (ontd_political)

Rape victim to sue Australian Government after being jailed in UAE for adultery (ontd_political)

Australia’s misplaced it’s X-Files (ontd_political)

Bahrain

Bahrain protests: Trial opens for 47 doctors and nurses (ontd_political)

Canada

Canadian Senate page disrupts Parliament’s opening with STOP HARPER sign (Boing Boing)

And the BAMF Of The Month Award goes to . . . (ontd_political)

School suspends student for refusing to remove personal animation from YouTube, threatens other students for petitioning on his behalf (boing boing)

Egypt

Workers and Women Fight for Their Share of Egypt’s Revolution (ontd_political)

Fury over advert claiming Egypt revolution as Vodafone’s (ontd_political)

Egypt: “Virginity tests will spark next revolution” (Boing Boing)

France

The problem with Christine Lagarde (ontd_political)

French MP on gay marriage: ‘Why not legalise bestiality?’ (ontd_political)

Germany

Police vultures (Boing Boing)

Gautemala

U.S. syphilis experiment in Guatemala “infected 1,300” (Global Post)

India

Baba Ramdev’s fast looms over government (ontd_political)

Iran

Anonymous makes off with scanned passports from Iran, 10k e-mails (Ars Technica)

Iranian women’s national soccer team banned from Olympic qualifying tournament (msnbc)

Iran: Blogger Hossein Derakshan’s appeal denied for 19.5 year prison sentence (boing boing)

Italy

Berlusconi is the nation (ontd_political)

Japan

Japan: League of elder heroes volunteer to clean up Fukushima, instead of young folks
(Boing boing)

Radiation released at Fukushima double the original estimate (ontd_political)

Kuwait

Men should be allowed sex slaves and female prisoners could do the job – and all this from a WOMAN (ontd_political)

Lybia

Alleged Libyan rape victim deported from Qatar back to Libya (ontd_political)

Libya: welcome, Maya Mohamed Nabbous (newborn daughter of slain internet journalist) (boing boing)

Libya: Gaddafi used rape as a weapon, gave troops Viagra, says ICC prosecutor (boing boing)

Macedonia

Macedonia erupts after young man beaten to death by special police in public square (boing boing)

Mexico

Mexico: 500 migrants found in trucks in Chiapas (ontd_political)

Mexico returns 400 of 513 migrants found in trucks (ontd_political)

Mozambique

Mozambique Vaccinates to Reduce Measles Deaths (Discovery News)

Netherlands

96-year-old woman confesses to 1946 murder (ontd_political)

Peru

Ollanta Humala’s win is a promise to Peru’s poor (ontd_political)

Poland

Polish soldiers acquitted in Afghanistan war crimes trial (ontd_political)

Photos: President Obama in Poland (white house)

Qatar

Alleged Libyan rape victim deported from Qatar back to Libya (ontd_political)

Serbia

Ratko Mladic, truculent and smirking, faces his accusers at The Hague (ontd_political)

Mladic in The Hague (Boing Boing)

Spain

Political passion and pragmatism meet in Spain protests (ontd_political)

Contortionist thief hid in luggage checked on airport shuttle bus (boing boing)

Syria

Syria: internet services shut down as protesters fill streets for “Children’s Friday” (Boing Boing)

‘Gay girl in Damascus’ blogger feared kidnapped (ontd_political)

Kidnapped blogger = hoax? (ontd_political)

UAE

Rape victim to sue Australian Government after being jailed in UAE for adultery (ontd_political)

Uganda

Ugandan woman branded by iron over sexuality faces deportation from UK (ontd_political)

Ukraine

Vice speaker of Ukrainian Parliament throttles deputy (boing boing)

United Kingdom

Young Londoners still don’t feel police are on their side (Guardian)

Ugandan woman branded by iron over sexuality faces deportation from UK (ontd_political)

Queen decorates Nepali for Afghanistan heroics (ontd_political)

“Not Ever” Ad Campaign to Attempt to Inject some HUMANITY into the World (ontd_political)

Vince Cable to warn GMB against co-ordinated strikes (ontd_political)

How higher tuition fees will cost the government more (ontd_political)

The human cost of welfare reform (ontd_political)

PM hits back over Archbishop of Canterbury’s criticism of welfare reforms (ontd_political)

Breaking News: Tory MP arrested on suspicion of sexual assault (ontd_political)

Venezuela

In a first, Venezuela suspends driver’s license (Reuters)

Yemen

Yemen: Civil war hits President Ali Abdullah Saleh (Boing Boing)

Thousands flee Yemeni capital as battles rage (ontd_political)